boo hoo, goes shirley sadsack, boo hoo, boo hoo
tears of gold are running from her eyes and they're
holding a bucket beneath her and they're catching
all that gold to trade with human dumbdumbs for a
quick - little - deal ! she knows her place, she
loves them, she knows they don't love her and
she swears up and down that she does not care and
she doesn't until she does; she is numb or sad
and you'll never see her smile, no, sadsack isn't

at the end of each day one of us is called up, role call, call
fall doll crawl, and today they called out